The Relationship Story
Written By: Saúl Acevedo
Episode 12
Breather
It's a cool Friday night and our lonely loner has been keeping away from the distractions that have kept him from keeping his life together. He stows away all the items that have carried a resemblance of what was. He wallows in his quite apartment trying to figure out if it's really worth doing anything normal, be it being eating, going to work, or picking up after himself. The clock ticks half passed 8 and all our wanderer can do is stare at the ceiling playing song after song while he contemplates if he should really give a fuck about anything today. His phone rings, his sleepy red eyes turn in the direction of the light blazing from his phone. He picks up, "Ehhum...yeah..." he mutters. "Yo Alex! Hey Bitch, you up?" the caller asks. "Y-Yeah, I'm up. What's going on Derwin?" I was one of his best friends, part of "The Pack" if you will. Derwin was always there when things went down, even though no actual words of emotion actually traveled during these hard times. Guys don't do that, at least real guys. "So Alex, what's up? What you doing?" Derwin asks. "Um, nothing just chilling at home, about to take a nap." "Nap? Did you say NAP?!" Derwin exclaimed. "It's Friday night we just got faded from work and all you wanna do is NAP? Alex, I'm gonna go out to the bars tonight downtown. The guys are rolling through too, you should come." Derwin suggested. "I don't know man, I haven't shaved or anything. I'm still working with today's funk." Alex replied. "That's why I called you now bro, you haven't gone out in a while. You need to relax and just chill this weekend. It'll be good for ya, plus I need a good wing man, an-" "I don't feel like going out tonight D, how about tomorrow?" Alex miffed. "Hey man, let's be real hear, when do we really get a chance to kick it like this? I need to just get out there and take in the good life." Derwin continued, "And the fact that you haven't really given a chance to go out after officially being single, you need to get your ass back out there and pimp!" He explained. "Ok D, you got it, give me about 45 mins, swing by and pick me up, I wanna get blasted drunk, if we do this, I don't wanna drive tonight." Alex stated. "Sure thang bro, I'll see you then." Derwin hangs up the phone. "Oh man, I need to get up." Alex exclaimed to himself as he gets up from his body warped mattress, he proceeds to enter the showers and go through all the changes to change from the emotionally broken man he is to the swag filled, charmer, pretty boy wing man he was with his "Pack".
(2 hours Later)
Glasses clinking together from our lonely loner who, at the moment wasn't that lonely. In fact, he had a table full of women along side his best friend, charming the panties off them all. "So, did you ladies hear about what happened at the MTV awards show?" Alex asked the group, which continued into a hilarious story about a hometown artist complaining about the method of how and award was given. The group began to giggle and cackle with excitement like a cage full of hens about to feed. Drink after drink entered and left the glasses held by our lonely loner, and when the D.J. was on point with his set, Alex would grab a couple of the honeys and bring them over to the dance floor for a drunken mess of a grindfest. As the night went on, from bar to bar, dance club to dance club, and lounge to lounge, the two smooth talking players of the nightlife continued grabbing number after number. At one point in the night, the two entered into the local dowtown hot spot, Angle Eyez. Alex attempted to challenge Derwin into who could be a more extreme pickup king. Derwin laughed back, "Your crazy man!" Then Alex proceeded to find a couple and moved in kissing this guys girlfriend right in front of him. "Oh Shit Alex! What the fuck are you doing?" Derwin exclaimed. "Nothing that hasn't been done before..." He moves in for the kiss, the girl completely surprised pulled back and shoved him away yelling back, "What a drunk douche bag!" Alex gave one drunk glare at her and said, "Please girl, I just did you a favor, now you know how it is to kiss a real man!" Her boyfriend proceeded to swing at our lonely loner in anger, and amidst his drunken state, he dodge it and shoved him back, now being held by security, both men at yelling at each other, spewing profanities back and forth begin to make a huge scene in the nightclub. "Hey buddy, I was doing you a favor by kissing her! She would have done it behind your back with someone else anyways! At least I have enough respect for you to do it in your face!" Alex shouted. Derwin moves in and takes Alex outside and the two make their exit from that night spot and Derwin asks, "Dude. What-The-Fuck? What the hell is running through your mind to make you do that?" "Nothing D. Shit, I was doing what would have happened anyways, I did that punk a favor!" Alex replied. "Alex, are you hungry bro? You want to get some tacos or some food?" Derwin suggested, knowing that the conversation was gonna end up into one he was really prepared to handle at that point and time. "Fuck yeah, I want some tacos bro, let's dip out of here." The two enter the parking lot and leave downtown, with our lonely loner's perception completely questionable and Derwin amazed with the events that just happened. "Hey Alex...Alex...Alex you awake?" Derwin questioned. "Y-Yeah, what the fuck man I'm up. Let's eat." Alex replied. "Dude we get back home and then it's time to get you out of this trance or spell your in." Derwin said. "Whatever bro, just get me home or to some fucking food!"
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This video is pretty much self explanatory.. Lil' Wayne and the Young Money group explain how it is sometimes to love and give love to all the women in the world. It is also introducing a new beginning of sorts for our lonely loner. He seems to have lost faith in the bound of honesty, trust and faithfulness that should accompany a relationship. and is taking his frustrations out on the new women he meets so far. How long will this last? What could happen next? I guess we;ll have to wait for the next installment of The Relationship Story to find out. Until then, God Bless!
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